{"id":8179,"date":"2024-02-06T15:56:19","date_gmt":"2024-02-06T15:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/floridareview.cah.ucf.edu\/?post_type=article&#038;p=8179"},"modified":"2024-03-20T14:22:43","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T14:22:43","slug":"honeymoon-2","status":"publish","type":"article","link":"https:\/\/cah.ucf.edu\/floridareview\/article\/honeymoon-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Honeymoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>James Davis May<\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We were about to die, but it seemed so funny:<br \/>\nthe sudden storm cloud unfolding above us<br \/>\nas if we were a pair of cartoon characters<br \/>\nhaving a bad day. We could see the beach,<br \/>\nour empty chairs, and the other couples<br \/>\nholding drinks and each other\u2019s hands,<br \/>\nwhile for each stroke shoreward, the sea<br \/>\n(the wind or the waves or both?) pushed<br \/>\nour rented kayak two feet seaward. You knew<br \/>\nmy hockey-shattered shoulder weakened us<br \/>\nin one direction. I knew that pain<br \/>\nwas better than drowning. Ten years later<br \/>\nyou ask what I\u2019d say to the couple we were<br \/>\nin those first years of debt, lost jobs,<br \/>\nand the baby we almost lost but didn\u2019t.<br \/>\nI tell you I\u2019d want to say, \u201cCalm down, kids,<br \/>\ndon\u2019t worry so much.\u201d But I take that back.<br \/>\nThink of the storm and how our fear made us<br \/>\npaddle harder and taught us to do it together.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>James Davis May &nbsp; We were about to die, but it seemed so funny: the sudden storm cloud unfolding above us as if we were a pair of cartoon characters having a bad day. 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