{"id":6828,"date":"2022-04-18T09:00:16","date_gmt":"2022-04-18T09:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/floridareview.cah.ucf.edu\/?post_type=article&amp;p=6828"},"modified":"2022-04-18T09:00:16","modified_gmt":"2022-04-18T09:00:16","slug":"value-added","status":"publish","type":"article","link":"https:\/\/cah.ucf.edu\/floridareview\/article\/value-added\/","title":{"rendered":"Value-added"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cTree-huggers refuse to admit<br \/>\nMother Nature can be<br \/>\na bitch, or very blind<br \/>\nor simply is,\u201d my father insists,<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>though he hikes<br \/>\nthe Appalachian every weekend.<br \/>\nI\u2019ve never gone with him.<br \/>\n\u201cWe are always at the mercy<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>of our environment,\u201d he claims,<br \/>\ntells me he outraced a prairie fire<br \/>\nin the Sooner state, more hurricanes<br \/>\nthan he can list,<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>though he\u2019s always been tempted<br \/>\nto get caught up in some disaster,<br \/>\nmiss delivering whichever speech<br \/>\nhe\u2019d been on his way to give. \u201cNature is,<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I suppose, efficient,\u201d he says, a word<br \/>\nthat shows up more than any other<br \/>\nin his writing except \u201ctrash,\u201d \u201cwaste\u201d<br \/>\nor \u201crecycling.\u201d His boss will use<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>his rhetoric against him.<br \/>\nHe and I argue about anything,<br \/>\nspring, its length, time<br \/>\nand lusciousness after a brief cold spell<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>as opposed to a short orgasm of color<br \/>\nafter a long thaw. Storm-chasing.<br \/>\nA tornado will turn and stare<br \/>\nright at you, rain come down so hard<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>you can\u2019t see the shoulder, but once,<br \/>\nand I believe the sentiment\u2019s appropriate,<br \/>\nhe saw a triple rainbow with my sister,<br \/>\nwho shot an entire roll of film<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>beyond the Panhandle.<br \/>\nThey were alone. Dramatic, yes,<br \/>\neven at home, even after a long night<br \/>\nof ordinary thunder and wind,<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>a tree uproots and smashes<br \/>\nmy parents\u2019 bedroom.<br \/>\nIt must have all night tossed<br \/>\nviolently in the storm,<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>and they slept through it,<br \/>\nexcept that once they woke<br \/>\nand saw it swaying, and <em>swaying<\/em><br \/>\nwas still the word they used<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>in the morning to describe<br \/>\nit was an accident they lived.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A tornado will turn and stare \/ right at you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":6834,"template":"","categories":[9,49,119],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6828","article","type-article","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aquifer","category-literary-features","category-poetry"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Value-added - 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