{"id":6059,"date":"2021-03-22T09:00:59","date_gmt":"2021-03-22T09:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/floridareview.cah.ucf.edu\/?post_type=article&amp;p=6059"},"modified":"2021-03-22T09:00:59","modified_gmt":"2021-03-22T09:00:59","slug":"person-of-interest-sad-boy-public-relations","status":"publish","type":"article","link":"https:\/\/cah.ucf.edu\/floridareview\/article\/person-of-interest-sad-boy-public-relations\/","title":{"rendered":"Person of Interest + Sad Boy Public Relations"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><\/h3>\n<h3>Person of Interest<\/h3>\n<p>\u5c71\u65ee\u65ef or <em>san ka la<\/em>\u2014a cantonese phrase meaning a place in the middle of nowhere<\/p>\n<p>that\u2019s where we met<\/p>\n<p>\u5343\u91cc\u773c &amp; \u987a\u98ce\u8033 are two folkloric figures in china\u2014together they\u2019re unstoppable<\/p>\n<p>\u987a\u98ce\u8033 can hear the subtlest of sounds, carried over great distances by the wind<\/p>\n<p>i\u2019ll be discreet, the coast is clear<\/p>\n<p>\u5343\u91cc\u773c can see over great distances, span thousands of \u91cc<\/p>\n<p>confuse oresteia with osteria, smooth me over royal jelly<\/p>\n<p>a \u91cc is a unit of measurement also found in korea &amp; japan<\/p>\n<p>conquer me royal navy, come here my possibility tuna<\/p>\n<p>a metaphor for an impossible distance is \u5341\u4e07\u516b\u5343\u91cc (108000\u91cc)<\/p>\n<p>state college is an hour &amp; a half from harrisburg. that\u2019s the distance i would go for you. you drove 5<\/p>\n<p>hours to see your ex<\/p>\n<p>in mandarin, <em>li<\/em> (\u91cc) sounds like<em> li you<\/em> (\u7406\u7531)\u2014or reason<\/p>\n<p>a commie obsessed with me, <u>commie eye candy<\/u>, who wudda thought<\/p>\n<p>\u7ed9\u6211\u4e00\u4e2a\u7406\u7531\u5fd8\u8bb0<\/p>\n<p>hey, low sperm count<\/p>\n<p>kiss me open mouth, swift like taylor<\/p>\n<p>the critics have spoken: <em>i\u2019d rather be alone than settle for the bare minimum<\/em><\/p>\n<p>rejecting you seems like the easiest thing in the world (you want to be discarded)<\/p>\n<p>you play too much but seduction is a game for two<\/p>\n<p>i hope one day , we are merit ,<\/p>\n<p>young buck , home skillet ,<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>Sad Boy Public Relations<\/h3>\n<p>1. CONSISTENCY<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>u type immaculate to me\u2014do u hate me<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>2. NONCHALANCE<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>untangle urself for a moment &amp; cheer me up<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>3. CHARM<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>ur prodigious<\/p>\n<p>a savant<\/p>\n<p>ur gf\u2019s so dumb she thinks contemporary music means the beatles<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>4. DRINKING<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>u obfuscate<\/p>\n<p>cling onto flimsy girl<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>5. EFFORTLESSNESS<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>i kiss two fingers pinched together<\/p>\n<p>pretend it is u<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>6. ATHLETICISM<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>the closest u got to sports was athlete\u2019s foot<\/p>\n<p>i feel u hard as pear<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>7. DISCIPLINE<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>hold me down<\/p>\n<p>tell me u don\u2019t like boy<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>8. PUBLIC SPIRITEDNESS<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>seel me like a hawk<\/p>\n<p>i can be tame if u give me what i want<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kiss me open mouth, swift like taylor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":389,"template":"","categories":[9,49,119],"tags":[6,1765,1766,201],"class_list":["post-6059","article","type-article","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aquifer","category-literary-features","category-poetry","tag-aquifer-the-florida-review-online","tag-michael-chang","tag-person-of-interest","tag-poetry"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.2 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Person of Interest + Sad Boy Public Relations - The Florida Review<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/cah.ucf.edu\/floridareview\/article\/person-of-interest-sad-boy-public-relations\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Person of Interest + Sad Boy Public Relations - 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