{"id":4350,"date":"2019-12-02T08:00:04","date_gmt":"2019-12-02T08:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/floridareview.cah.ucf.edu\/?post_type=article&amp;p=4350"},"modified":"2019-12-02T08:00:04","modified_gmt":"2019-12-02T08:00:04","slug":"two-erasures","status":"publish","type":"article","link":"https:\/\/cah.ucf.edu\/floridareview\/article\/two-erasures\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Erasures"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>In a few months another baby will get to the internet<\/h3>\n<p>Still sore and broken<br \/>\nafter its husband did wrong<br \/>\nbetrayed by the woman<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 60px\">the world.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I was secretly hoping<br \/>\nthat his eggs made a litter<br \/>\nbecause the meltdown didn\u2019t happen<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 60px\">there is new news<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 115px\">that years<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 60px\">will soon spit<\/span><br \/>\nnewborn shit on their hands<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>To cover that it\u2019s a \u2018man\u2019s world\u2019<br \/>\nI\u2019m certain, therefore delighted.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We are expecting a November<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 60px\">named yesterday.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>From his yes and into his sound<br \/>\nlike the name of a California town<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Somebody spiked the table<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 160px\">with fertility.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Either knocked up or out<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 115px\">and now<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>that grumbling might be Jesse James<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It might be America<br \/>\nbaking in her.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In a few months another baby will get to the internet&#8221; is an erasure from a <a href=\"http:\/\/dlisted.com\/\">Dlisted.com<\/a> blog post on 7\/9\/14 titled &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/dlisted.com\/2014\/07\/09\/in-a-few-months-another-baby-will-get-to-call-robert-downey-jr-dad\/\">In A Few Months Another Baby Will Get To Call Robert Downey Jr. &#8216;Daddy.&#8217;<\/a>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>We choose to smile in the face<\/h3>\n<p>1.<\/p>\n<p>We choose. We choose to look at time.<br \/>\nWe choose fives. We choose zig, else zag.<br \/>\nWe choose a lot of things, but,<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"margin-left: 210px\">choose us.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Happiness is enough.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We choose to live\u2014<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"margin-left: 150px\">purpose.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Your scent, your style: try these fragrances.<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 60px\">Secret escape.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Everything is better with purpose.<br \/>\nFind out why.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>An empty box is filled with possibilities<br \/>\n(find the bottom).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This box is full.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"margin-left: 100px\">100%.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t throw it away, it\u2019s too pretty:<br \/>\na light manufactured by Saint Louis,<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 160px\">owned by<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 55px\"><em>soci\u00e9t\u00e9 de produits<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>or used with permission in a dry place in the USA.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>2.<br \/>\nGo.<br \/>\nWith absolutely everything.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>3.<br \/>\nPurpose in 3 simple steps:<br \/>\nStep 1.<br \/>\nStep 2: pour purpose in a box. Refresh.<br \/>\nStep 3: Unwind. Throw some shoes.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You want to worry.<\/p>\n<p>Trust us. You\u2019ll love it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We choose to smile in the face&#8221; is an erasure from the text on the back of Purina Purpose Clumping Cat Litter 23-pound box.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was secretly hoping &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":4351,"template":"","categories":[9,49,119],"tags":[6,1272,1246,1273,1274,1275,1276,1277],"class_list":["post-4350","article","type-article","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aquifer","category-literary-features","category-poetry","tag-aquifer-the-florida-review-online","tag-dlisted-com","tag-erasure-works","tag-in-a-few-months-another-baby-will-get-to-call-robert-downey-jr-daddy","tag-in-a-few-months-another-baby-will-get-to-the-internet","tag-purina-purpose-clumping-cat-litter","tag-we-choose-to-smile-in-the-face","tag-zebulon-huset"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Two Erasures - 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