{"id":4164,"date":"2019-09-23T15:20:38","date_gmt":"2019-09-23T15:20:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/floridareview.cah.ucf.edu\/?post_type=article&amp;p=4164"},"modified":"2019-09-23T15:20:38","modified_gmt":"2019-09-23T15:20:38","slug":"two-poems-4","status":"publish","type":"article","link":"https:\/\/cah.ucf.edu\/floridareview\/article\/two-poems-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Poems"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>To My Caring and Worried Mother<\/h3>\n<p>There are sliced carrots in the shape of a cowbell,<br \/>\nbecause I understand<br \/>\nthat great food should sing to you.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a movie we\u2019ve never seen before<br \/>\nand a Japanese instruction manual.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a novel about Alzheimer\u2019s<br \/>\nand some magic memory pills for your mother.<br \/>\nThere\u2019s an automatic food dispenser<br \/>\nso you don\u2019t have to bend down to feed the dogs anymore.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a travel bag with a Bible<br \/>\nand a plane ticket to Paris.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a color-coded flow chart<br \/>\ndescribing the best way to carry a conversation with Grandma.<br \/>\nIn the bottom right hand corner, in fine print, it explains<br \/>\nyou may have to adopt new tactics on the fly.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I caught Grandma watching<br \/>\n<em>The Hulk<\/em> in Spanish today.<br \/>\nI just flipped to the English version.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>To my caring and worried mother:<br \/>\nraising your voice won\u2019t help,<br \/>\nthere is no cure.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>All the Post-It notes<br \/>\non all the cabinets<br \/>\nshould say: <em>open with caution,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>eat with intensity,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>remember,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>we love you<\/em><br \/>\n<em>and we\u2019ll help you<\/em><br \/>\n<em>find the watch<\/em><br \/>\n<em>you stuffed in the cookie jar.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>Elegy<\/h3>\n<p>The horse<br \/>\nnuzzles the back of my hand<br \/>\nas if the damp home of its nose<br \/>\ncould stand not one more dark<br \/>\nsecond of this unfettered freeze.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>What of it,<br \/>\nshe asks after we\u2019ve had our hot<br \/>\nmeat and stale versions of drug,<br \/>\nsitting in lotus pose<br \/>\nfacing my grandfather\u2019s headstone<br \/>\nwhere every engraved sentence<br \/>\ncurved tinsel of truth<br \/>\ninto the steaming mouth of myth.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This barrel-bellied man<br \/>\nmade a small southern town<br \/>\nseem like a place God had visited<br \/>\nand forgot to bless.<br \/>\nHe was that damn bold,<br \/>\nthat unforgettable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are sliced carrots in the shape of a cowbell . . . <\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":4166,"template":"","categories":[9,49,119],"tags":[1184,6,1185,1186,1187,1188,288,1189,209,1106,1190],"class_list":["post-4164","article","type-article","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aquifer","category-literary-features","category-poetry","tag-alzheimers","tag-aquifer-the-florida-review-online","tag-dementia","tag-elegy","tag-grandfathers","tag-grandmothers","tag-grandparents","tag-jalen-eutsey","tag-mothers","tag-parents","tag-to-my-caring-and-worried-mother"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - 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